Grangee Explains

Grangee's Book of Wisdom

100 of Grangee’s best poems have been collected into book form, and I just recieved my first proof copy.  It looks amazing, and it’s a steal at $8 plus shipping and handling.

In the near future, I’ll post a few excerpts from the book, and hopefully some video commentary from Grangee, herself.  All of Grangee’s decendants are authorized to take advance orders in person, and we’ll be accepting online orders here once the first edition is printed.  (soon!)

If you’ve enjoyed Grangee’s insights half as much as I have, this book will rock your world.  I can’t wait to get a copy in your hands!

cheers,

Matt

Grangee Explains Failure
Grangee Explains Failure
Grangee explains how she once caught a fish THIS BIG!
Grangee explains how she once caught a fish THIS BIG!
Grangee’s 88th birthday is tomorrow, kids!  Yowza!
Grangee Explains Structural Engineering
“What’s holding this building up”
“NO SENSE” 

Grangee Explains Structural Engineering

“What’s holding this building up”

“NO SENSE” 

Grangee Explains Marilyn
Grangee Explains Marilyn
Grangee Explains Ketchup
Grangee Explains Rap

Grangee Explains Stockings

I was having trouble finding stockings — no, not those pantyhose type. I wanted the type called silk stockings. Most stores don’t carry them anymore.

Good results happened. I went to my back room and came upon Decelle’s store bag — with a dozen pairs of silk stockings. I had forgotten that I stocked up when Decelle’s had their final closing.

Decelle’s saved the day! My true story.